Law and Lawyer Humor (#3)

I enjoy lawyer jokes, even being a lawyer. I’m not an outsider taking shots. I’m an insider speaking “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.” (Tongue in cheek, of course)

Yes, I did become a lawyer, and I hope you won’t hold this against me. I’m just a product of legal brainwashing and conditioning. No one says lawyers are smart — just educated beyond our intellects.

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